August 2012
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Cooking with my Roommate
Jess: Can you hand me a lever... what do you call it? a scoopy thing
Me: a spatula?
Jess: shhh
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“But I don’t want comfort. I want poetry. I want danger. I want freedom. I want...”
– Aldous Huxley, Brave New World (via mycolorbook)
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Things I Say While Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
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TW: Rape culture:
lavenderlabia:
christinoo:
We’re not supposed to walk anywhere alone at night.
We’re not supposed to ever let our drinks out of our sight when we’re at a party or a club.
We’re not supposed to wear revealing clothing if we know that we’re going to be anywhere considered “sketchy”.
We’re not supposed to park in dark public garages at night.
We’re not supposed to flirt with men that we don’t...
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colfersaurusrex:
I’m going to settle this once...
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ambedo n. a kind of melacholic trance in which you become completely absorbed in vivid sensory details—raindrops skittering down a window, tall trees leaning in the wind, clouds of cream swirling in your coffee—which leads to a dawning awareness of the haunting fragility of life
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badwolfsvortex asked: im currently having a convo with the cat. its about you.
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centrlperk:
So I took a picture of my dog
then I turned it upside down
and all of a sudden wish I didn’t
oh my god
AHHHHHHHHH
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“The most solid advice for a writer is this, I think: Try to learn to breathe...”
– Ernest Hemingway (via irisblasi)
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“Why should women be paid equal to men? Men have been in the working world a lot...”
– Ann Romney, wife of Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney
[Source]
(via getyourassbeat)
are you fucking kidding me
(via wearenotsoldiers)
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50 Shades Chapter 1
extantecstasy:
Here’s my analysis of Chapter One of Fifty Shades of Grey.
I’d like to preface this by saying I’m pretty sure my rough drafts are better written than this entire series – and this is coming from someone who once used the phrase “the collective room’s uterus dropped an egg” (there may have been wine involved in this instance), as well as “her face looked pinched, like her eyebrows...
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kenopsia
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that’s usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet—a school hallway in the evening, an unlit office on a weekend, vacant fairgrounds—an emotional afterimage that makes it seem not just empty but hyper-empty, with a total population in the negative, who are so conspicuously absent they glow like neon signs.
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[TW: Rape] True or False. Rape is a very easy... →
—False.
“This is a very old and very frequently repeated myth about rape. According to the FBI, less than 2% of rape reports are false, about the same low percentage as with most other crimes. The myth that rape is an easy accusation to make serves to wrongly undermine women’s credibility and the need for women to talk about their experience with rape.
Rape is also not a difficult crime to...
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“Why is there very little utility to women’s clothing? Why don’t we get pockets...”
– Kara, “The Feminist and the Handbag” (via sasslock)
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What people say to me regarding my cursing: It just makes you sound so uneducated, you should stop.
What I mean to respond with: I feel very secure in my intellect and I don't really feel the need to prove it or anything else to you, thanks.
What I say: ...fuck you.
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extantecstasy:
extantecstasy:
My roommate is an enigma wrapped in a mysterious tortilla.
I’M LOOKING AT YOU BADWOLFSVORTEX.
She is holding up her hand, looking at it, and repeating Jesus peace again and again what is this life like what i don’t understand any of this. Someone help me.
NOW SHE IS TOUCHING ME
that escalated quickly
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extantecstasy:
My roommate is an enigma wrapped in a mysterious tortilla.
I’M LOOKING AT YOU BADWOLFSVORTEX.
She is holding up her hand, looking at it, and repeating Jesus peace again and again what is this life like what i don’t understand any of this. Someone help me.
NOW SHE IS TOUCHING ME
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My roommate is an enigma wrapped in a mysterious tortilla.
I’M LOOKING AT YOU BADWOLFSVORTEX.
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“Sex is not a goddamn performance.
Sex should feel as natural as drinking...”
– (via xchrisxpizzacatx)
THIS
(via call-me-mcglovin)
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Why rape jokes are uniquely bad.
afternoonsnoozebutton:
Apologies in advance for the really serious post, but I think I’ve actually made my point pretty well in the text below and it’d mean a lot to me if you’d read it. Trigger warning for rape and sexual violence.
I want to prove two things:
Rape is a unique crime not comparable to being robbed or murdered.
The unique nature of rape makes rape jokes especially heinous.
...
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alovething:
dean winchester and tony stark should start a functioning alcoholic heroes who just wanted their daddies to love them club where they sit around and eat cheeseburgers and bitch about how their boyfriends don’t understand any of their pop culture references.
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mom: you should clean your room at some point
me: the stars are not in position
mom: what
me: stars.
me: cant do it
me: not today
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allthempreg:
Marr no.
oh my god hjaHJHJHJFDHJFH
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extantecstasy:
Imagine if Thor was played by Fabio.
OH MY GOD FOUND THIS AGAIN
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grade-a-twat-waffle:
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galifianafuck:
the avengers is a movie about a group of attractive people with nice asses that need to work together to save the world from an attractive villain who has the magic stick
and we don’t know about the villian’s ass because he’s wearing a cape, but we can assume it is also nice
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GOP Logic
32,000+ pregnancies from rape every year: "Really rare"
10 cases of voter fraud over 12 years: An epidemic that must be stopped by any means necessary, constitution be damned!
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